I have to admit that this blog is been a little neglected over the past few days no weeks no months; which has a lot to do with the fact that I am a lazy bugger and would rather watch the QVC special on Christmas Decoupage with the wonderful Dawn Bibby (Monkey has already signed me up to the official email, well it beats being told that women are not satisfied with the size of my penis but if I give them my bank details they are willing to send me $84,675,723.87)
So what has happened in the last (can it really be) almost 9 months, well not a huge amount – have expanded a little around the waste, have become an uncle *again* (my god can’t my sister keep her legs closed for more that 5 minuets?), been to Heather Mills house, purchased not 1 but 2 fish tanks (filled with plants and fish) and I have started to look *again* at were I want my life to go.
So I will do another post soon and give you a more up to date post…
I really will…
Honest…
And remember that the world is your fruity lobster..
SF xxx
