The joys of age!

26 08 2007

It has become rather interesting, how, since my 30th Birthday, I have started to notice the simple joys in life. I have just returned from seeing the rather good Bourne Ultimatum; and in the 20 minuets before the film started (as is always the case) there came on an advert for some of the services and promotions that the cinema do – the one that caught my eye (and also monkey’s) was for the silver screen service (its aimed at the more mature market) which gave you not only a classic film but also a cup of tea (served in a teapot!) and a selection of busicuts. At this point I realised that I wanted that – a classic film and a rather nice cup’o tea – come on who wouldn’t!

I also have to laugh at the wonderful Christa (www.christavswonderwoman.wordpress.com) yes she may be moving to a better place – and starting all over again! BUT.. she will also be missing this years panto at the Brighton Pavillion Thetre – and with this years panto being cinderella staring ONLY the filthy ladies off the telly – yes Kim and Aggie as the ugly sisters and the wonderful dave Lynn as the wicked step mother who has the upper hand now (well ok – she will probably be skiing and riding santa’s sley (fanar fanar!) – curses!

Word to ya mom I came to drop bombs (sorry)

 SF xxx





She returns!

7 08 2007

She is returning to me… my “bffl” or Christa as I like to call here. But she is only here for a while before she jets off to the other side of the world – Canardia. So the great friend that I am I have found here a job to apply for – click here

I hope that you all agree that she would be perfect for the job!





Can you ever have too many cocks?

14 06 2007

As I sit here, I have around 300 dildos and vibrators scattered around my office (or should that be – wait for it – its a good’un – orafice) and to be really honnest, they all do the same thing and are made in china, using sweat shop labour. I would like to be the first one in the Adult industry to say – you only need one! If you have more than 3 you have a problem, a slack and gaping problem. So from someone in the adult industry I present to you the must haves and how mush you should be paying for it!

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 Jessica Rabbit Platinum - The classic rabbit vibe but better, great for an evening of intimate self pleasure made from silicone and waterproof. Great product. RRP 49.95 – but you should be paying between 29.95 – 34.95. anything more than that and it would be paying too much…

As the review puts it “The Classic Jessica Rabbit just got better. The Jessica Rabbit Platinum comes with dual shaft rotation and seven speed intensities. There is also seven different vibration settings for the clit stimulating ears. The waterproof Jessica Rabbit Platinum is one of the most fabulous things a girl can own. Made from soft silicone this tool is designed solely with pleasure in mind. For the woman who knows exactly what she wants! 4 x AAA batteries required (not included.) – as done by the fantastic wondy woman.

So if you want to buy a vibe then get this one.





Questions – et al….

1 05 2007

Questions from Wondy Woman

1. If you weren’t doing the job you are doing now – what would you like to be doing?

I would love to be doing something that makes the world a better place – charity work, environmentally friendly company who sells vegan stuff, you get the idea. I would also love to be a paleontologist, it’s what I was planning to become when I was at uni – but the cost of doing a PHd ment that it was out of my league (it would have cost me a little over 15K a year – and that’s without the rent and food to think of!) I just wanted to do it so I could become Prof. Paul Maxwell – how cool is that!

2. Name 8 people (can be alive or dead celebrities – or ‘real’ people) you would invite to your fantasy dinner party. Say why you have chosen these individuals.

I have to be honest, celebs do nothing for me – I think the only person who I would want to have dinner with who could be classed as a celeb would be Sir David Attenborough, as he is the coolest person in the world. So thats 1, then there would be Juliet Gellatley (she is the only hero I have – after members of my own family that is) she set up and founded Viva! And I have been lucky enough to have the privilege of working with her. 2 down 6 more to go – Richard Dawkins (‘cos he’s a God Botherer Botherer), Peter Tatchel – the most active human rights activist around at the moment. Emily Pankhurst – I like her style. Steve Biko – for being a true hero to the anti apartide movement in South Africa and for believing in non violence as the way forward. I am going to have to put Monkey in there as well. I think I am also going to have to add the wonderful WondyWoman as well!

3. If you could give it all up tomorrow and go around the world, where would you visit and why?

It would have to be all the places that may not make it, the coral reefs, polar ice caps, and South East Asian rainforests. All the places that in 50 years time may not be here because of us!

4. What do you look for in the perfect partner, and do you think you have found that?

He’s not perfect – but I think that if he was perfect I would have dumped him by now! Monkey makes me laugh, keeps me warm at night and irritates the fuck out of me as well. All you could ever want in a relationship!

5. What, in your opinion, is the meaning of life?

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darn – Ive been hit

16 03 2007

Darn – Have been tagged from the Delite-ful Wondy Woman. This is what I have to do!

1) Go to Wikipedia
2) In the search box, type your birth month and day but not the year
3) List three events that happened on your birthday
4) List two important birthdays and one death
5) One holiday or observance (if any)
6) Tag 5 other bloggers to complete

Here goes…

Events:
1969Apollo Program: Apollo 11 lands on the Moon.
2001 – The London Stock Exchange goes public.
2003Richard Sambrook, the Director of BBC News, reveals that David Kelly was the source of claims that Downing Street had “sexed up” the “Dodgy Dossier“.

Births:
356 BCAlexander the Great, Macedonian king and military leader (d. 323 BC)
1938 – Dame Diana Rigg, British actress (wow! I always knew that we had a spiritual link somehow)
1943Wendy Richard, British actress (even better – could only be topped by Barbara Windsor)

Death:
1973Bruce Lee, American actor and martial artist (b. 1940)

Holiday:
International chess day





One of those days

22 02 2007

Its been one of those days – long and hard – rather like my job (and some of the products that I am working with at the moment!). It all has to do with the fact that I am having to start a new catalogue from scratch – and its a biggie 230 pages and in multipul languages as well. EVIL

A massive word up to the delightful Wondy Woman – who has placed a picture of moi on her blog (sadly I have what appears to be the world’s biggest double chin – curse the evil double chin) Thanks for that. But the best thing so far this week was discovering that Habitat’s new childrens range has a mirror designed by one of the greatest actresses ever to grace our screens – I am talking of the one and only Miss Piggy. I want one!

With Love to the little people

SF xxx